Can Professional Stunt Drivers Safely Text And Drive? We Put Them In Go-Karts...
We all know that texting and driving is a dumb thing to do: Distracted driving killed more than 3,000 people in 2013 alone. But what about people who drive for a living? Surely they can safely text...
View ArticleTwitter Is ‘Upgrading’ Its Direct Message Feature, And People Are Going...
Getty Image Twitter, the social network beloved for people with short attention spans that aren’t quite short enough to watch Vines, has announced it’s upgrading its direct message feature! Now, anyone...
View ArticleJoss Whedon Didn’t Think ‘Daredevil’ Would Work As A TV Show
Netflix/Shutterstock Netflix has a massive hit on its hands with Daredevil, as we all know. But the show apparently had a surprisingly powerful enemy early on: Joss Whedon. According to IGN, Whedon...
View ArticleA Former WWE Writer Says Justin Bieber Almost Wrestled The Wyatt Family At...
Getty Image Yes, that’s a real headline. I thought Sheamus calling him out for a fight in Dubai was the craziest WWE/Justin Bieber thing we were ever going to write. Remember SummerSlam 2014? Sure you...
View ArticleThe Next Generation Of Russian Tank Uses A Gamepad To Steer
Vitaly V. Kuzmin/Wikimedia Russia is notable for, how do we put this, a rather freeform approach to military technology. So, perhaps it’s not a surprise they’re trying to reinvent the wheel. Or,...
View ArticleScientists Are Building A Profane, Rage-Fueled Artificial Intelligence To...
Fox If you’ve worked a customer service job, you’ve probably been subject to at least one tirade from an angry customer, or just some clown who wants to take out his bad day on you. It’s a horrible,...
View ArticleThe Marlins Made Their GM The Manager, Which Is An Insane And Very Marlins...
Getty Image It was supposed to be different for the Marlins this year. Notoriously stingy owner Jeffrey Loria finally shelled out the big bucks and made financial commitments to sustained success to...
View ArticleWatch This Crazy Soccer Player Jump-Kick A Referee In The Back
We’re going to go out on a limb here and say this was a bit of an overreaction. During a match between Union Perene and Copa Peru, a Perene goalkeeper was shown a yellow card by the referee. In...
View ArticleThis Video Of A Car Attempting To Board A Ship Over Some Planks Will Have You...
I have no idea what country this video is from (it sounds like Portuguese, so possibly Brazil), but they seem to know what they’re doing here. Loading a 6,000-pound pickup truck onto a ship using...
View ArticleSteam Finally Sets Up A Refund Policy… And It’s Terrible For Indie Games
Valve It’s been a gripe about Steam for as long as the service has been raiding your wallet with quarterly sales; you buy it, it’s yours, no matter how much you hate it. Either because they’re sick of...
View ArticleWe Now Know The Punishment For Drunk-Driving A Zamboni
Getty Image Remember how, back in January, a man got super drunk — as in, quadruple-the-legal-limit drunk — before getting behind the wheel of a Zamboni at a girl’s high-school hockey game in Fargo? Of...
View Article‘Star Wars’ Stormtrooper Gets Arrested For His Fake Blaster And Making Poor...
Via KWCH Before we begin, I just want to say that I feel bad for the gentleman in this story, whose name I won’t use. All he’s really guilty of here is making one poor decision. That said, well, it’s a...
View ArticleWatch This Diver Leave His Cage To High-Five A Massive Great White Shark
You are entering the domain of the largest predatory fish on Earth. This is already terrifying and exhilarating from the relative safety of your diving cage. You do not need to leave the cage to touch...
View ArticleGun-Toting, Drug Cartel-Smashing Dinosaurs: The Bizarre ‘Jurassic World’ We...
Universal/Etsy Jurassic World arrives today in theaters, and it’s got all the familiar elements: the theme-park setting, the classic dinosaurs, the kids in peril. But 10 years ago, Jurassic World was...
View ArticleWatch This Happy Gilmore-Style Golf Swing Go Very Wrong
“Happy Gilmore” has been out for 19 years, and for 19 years amateur golfers everywhere have been unsuccessfully attempting to replicate Happy’s run-up slapshot swing. Over the weekend, the latest...
View ArticleLetting A ‘Playboy’ Playmate Fly Your Plane Is A Bad Idea, As These Pilots...
Twitter Two Argentinian pilots are in hot water after letting the nice lady you see in the above photo, Greek Playboy Playmate Vicky Xipolitakis, in the cockpit for the duration of an hour-long flight...
View ArticleChicago Will Tax Your Netflix, Your Spotify, And Your Online Games
Netflix If you live in Chicago, and do anything online that might involve streaming something, you might want to brace yourself. As of yesterday, the city imposed a nine percent “amusement tax” on...
View ArticleThe ‘Destiny’-Red Bull Promotion Has Already Gone Hilariously Wrong
Activision/Red Bull Well, that was fast. No sooner did Activision and Red Bull announce a promotion where you got an exclusive quest for buying a can of Red Bull than somebody looked at the codes and...
View ArticleThe ‘CHiPs’ Film Adaptation Is Going To Be An R-Rated Adventure Like ‘Lethal...
Turner Pictures / MPAA When word broke that Dax Shepard was going to bring CHiPs to the big screen, Liz Lemon and a few others screamed out in pure joy for a moment. Others probably shrugged and went...
View ArticleDonovan McNabb Arrested For His Second DUI In Two Years
Getty Image Donovan McNabb is in trouble with the law again. The former Pro Bowl quarterback was reportedly arrested in Gilbert, Ariz. for DUI. McNabb rear-ended a car at a red light, but nobody was...
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